Whizzer

Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.

by Acttwo May 09, 2020

Whizzer

A professional biker and allstar human being with an incessant drive to hurry up and get to the next destination. Quickly sets a perfect example to be followed by all. A godking of men.

Holy shit! Honey, did you see that whizzer fly by with a bad bitch on the back? Had to be going 244 mph! What a sexy mofo!

by Winged 88 Nutt November 17, 2018

whizzer

Great, Brilliant, Wonderful, Amazing

Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)

by champ status January 02, 2010

whizzer

Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!

by Telephony August 07, 2015

whizzer brown

An amazing man who has suffered death

“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”

by One_Gay_Mess June 22, 2018

whizzer

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis

Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Whizzers"

by Goatnose October 02, 2007

Moon whizzer

When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.

I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer

by slick slappy January 20, 2015