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whitelocks

some stupid bitch from jail:"Girrrrrl, what is with your hair, don't you have a comb?"
me:"bitch, they're called whitelocks!"
by karma/liz September 6, 2007
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Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.
Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.
by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023
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Whitlock

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.
He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.
by sblantz December 2, 2010
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wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present
'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'
by Big Dave November 10, 2004
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Whiteoaks Handshake

Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.
Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.
by pussyalligator August 15, 2018
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Moolay Whitelok

Moolay Whitelok (Vitlök) is a nickname for Molly, Whitelok (Vitlök) has no meaning in it what so ever. The nickname is just Moolay but Whitelok (Vitlök) came as a bonus.
Moolay Whitelok
by Izzyliix May 30, 2022
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to whitlock

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.
Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.
by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010
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