whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution

Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution

by Carrot June 20, 2006

wronghole whitelock

To do a wronghole whitelock is to accidently insert your manhood into an orifice of the female (or male!!) body that is nor designed to receive such a present

'oh alex' said zoe. 'i think you have just done a wronghole whitelock'

by Big Dave November 10, 2004

wheelock

The act of "stopping the presses" by questioning things all the time.

Hey, what do you mean by that? I'm not trying to wheelock the issue. I just want to know what you really mean.

by Alster May 23, 2005

Whitetocracy

An group or organization that claims to be for all people, however, it is run by Caucasians, primarily to benefit Caucasians.

Person 1: Did you see the results of the election in Alabama?
Person 2: Another win for the Whitetocracy.

by ClasGGrey mdhflkndsklfn October 1, 2017

Whiteoaked

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.

" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"

by cardigans January 9, 2010

whorelock

a whore with magical powers

I never thought I would do something like that, man that whorelock sure was persuasive.

by sammythejuice October 23, 2011

Damien Christopher Whitlock

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023