Whitlock 

To choke someone by stuffing a wet sock into their mouth.

He wouldn't stop talking so he got whitlocked.

Whitlock by sblantz December 2, 2010

whitlock 

A bet that is a lock to win thanks to a bad gambler betting the opposite.

When you know you’re going to win by fading a bad gambler.

Clay picked UCF to win by double digits, fade UCF because that’s a whitlock.

whitlock by joesize October 13, 2018

Damien Christopher Whitlock 

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.

Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

Damien Christopher Whitlock by Rinny rin rin January 26, 2023

to whitlock 

Taken from noted Kansas City/FOX Sports writer Jason Whitlock who would relate race to any sports topic whether it was actually relatable or not. This term is used when someone tries to force a subject/topic into a conversation using loose relations that really has no relevance to the subject.

An example would be two people talking about their new shoes and someone were to come up and say that because those two had purchased new shoes, they are oppressing the people of Malaysia because that's where the shoes were made. Or if two people are talking about their weekend exclusively and a third party was to interject and start talking about their plans for the next weekend.

Dale: I think the Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the World Series.
Hawthorn: I went to a baseball game once as a child and was hit in the face with a foul ball. Because of this, I hate baseball and you.
Dale: Thanks for whitlocking me. Douche.
That is an example of how to whitlock someone and their response.

to whitlock by 1_5_4_4_[ September 2, 2010

Kane Whitlock 

A gorgeous boy with medium short wavy hair and has the sweetest smile. He cares for everyone and is often very popular. He has many talents and he is absolutely perfect.

Hey, did you hear about Kane Whitlock? He’s the new kid! I've been wanting to get to know him.

Kane Whitlock by kwfan09112 July 25, 2019

Izzy whitlock

something said the moment before ejaculation

girl sucks dick

“ oh baby I’m gonna cum”

*guy cums
“IZZY WHITLOCK!!!”

Izzy whitlock by Handy man peter parker August 11, 2018

Arkee Whitlock 

Former SIU running back, now on the Minnesota Vikings practice Squad.

Arkee Whitlock scores.

Arkee Whitlock by Nolan Lanis February 23, 2008