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This kid said Shaun White 

Walk up to someone - "This kid said Shaun White"
Other Person - "Ohh hell naa whats up mang?"

Suburban White Kid

A rich white kid that call the cops if you are slightly darker than them. They are seen as blinding to look at.
WARNING THEY WILL CALL YOU THE N-WORD (HARD-R) AND SAY THEY WERE FROM THE STREETS!!!!!!
P.S. They are not from the streets
Suburban White Kid: Times are tough in the streets of happyfield, Montana.

Pretty White Kids with Problems 

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.
Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

white kids 

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally
"The white kids are slow."
white kids by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

Privileged white kids

kids (mostly jocks: football players, or baseball players/ athletes) that get to park in the teacher parking lot...

I'm not one of them.
Person 1: "why do these students get to park in the teacher parking lot?"

Person 2: "they are privileged white kids, that's why 😒"

Gay White Kids 

1) A kid; typically of an unusually wealthy background, of European descent, who despite the resources given at their disposal, tend to waste their parents money and time-and still find ways to coexist amongst the rest of the world.

2) A kid, once again, typically of European descent from a wealthy suburb who lacks cultural understanding on an entirety, thus having a very narrow perspective on the world at large

3) Kids who solely repeat what they see rappers doing on T.V, and get in large groups and claim that they are "cool" or "hard" because they use mild psychoactive substances.

4) Kids who use outdated catch phrases and attempt to pass them off as if they had not gone out of style back in the 70's

5) Kids who claim to be "progressive or new-age hippies," but have 100's of thousands at their disposal which completely contradicts the idea of being a "hippie" in this example i examine that this group of individuals tends on an entirety to lack a sense of identity. They also tend to be ignorant about the identities they claim to have chosen.

6) Literally dress exactly the same, act the same, say the same shit.. someone has got to do something.

7) When you single out on individual from the vast group, they can't defend themselves.. At all.
Kids from Boulder most likely are gay white kids

Man look at all those gay white kids, the funny thing is.. they don't even realize how gay they are and act.

Man, it sure did take me a while to realize I wasn't dealing with any ordinary white kids.. these are gay white kids.
Gay White Kids by Hitwhereithurtsman September 27, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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