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whiskijuana

A portmanteau of whiskey and marijuana. (Noun)
A noun to describe drinking whiskey and smoking marijuana together.
Steve: "I discovered a new blues guitarist last night."
Rick: "Any good?"
Steve: "Oh yeah. And he sounded even better after a little whiskijuana."
whiskijuana by Peter Bear J May 9, 2019
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Dry Whisking 

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

Whiskipedia 

It's a twitter meme in the form of a hashtag (#whiskipedia) that goes with a very brainy, culture filled joke-tweet about someone or something entering a bar. It was coined in Venezuela, the second largest Scotch per capita consumer in the world.
- Helium sits in a bar and the bartender tells him: "We don't serve noble gases". Helium didn't react #whiskipedia

- Cicero sits in a bar and asks if they take Diner's Club. The bartender asks "I that a rethorical question?" #whiskipedia

- Edgar Allan Poe sits in a bar and gets wasted. He wakes up thinking "Never more!" #whiskipedia
Whiskipedia by CodigoVenezuela September 2, 2010

Whipshit 

A state of complete insanity, going off the deep end.

The grandmother of all hissy fits - totally off the heezy.
Jeez, all I said was that those pants made your butt look big - you don't have to go all whipshit on me !
Whipshit by TrudyS January 3, 2011

Whiskiing 

Let's go whiskiing on thursday, it's supposed to be daylight in the morning and afternoon.
Whiskiing by Shortsy June 6, 2011

Whisking My Yoke 

To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.
Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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