Usually preceded by "you are the", a title of praise for someone who has done something extraordinary. Functions identically to a host of other congratulatory expressions, such as "you kick ass," "you're the Man," "You're a champ," etc.
a whip stitch is used to join to fabrics together. since the fabrics must be tight, there are a lot of stitches. hence, someone performing an act "every whipstitch" would be a lot.
When you shit in a plasticbang, ties a knot on it and smash it against the wall 'till the bag breaks.
"Oh my God, son! Why've you been whipshitting in my car!?"
"The russian boy, Joseph, was expelled from school for whipshitting rector's office several times"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.