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Having an orgy in a public fountain, usually at night
James: You'll never guess what I saw the other day...
Mary: What?
James: There was a group of people wheping in that fountain on 5th street
wheping by veryverygullible July 5, 2017
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Weeping Angels 

A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.

If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.

Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).
Sally found herself surrounded by Weeping Angels, as the

Tardis began to disapear.
Weeping Angels by ImzadiRose November 17, 2010

Weeping Cyclops 

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.
"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"
Weeping Cyclops by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

Weeping Angels 

A murderous assassin who will kill you the instant you turn away or blink.
Weeping Angels are from the TV show Doctor Who. These monsters kill anyone who looks away or blinks.

"Dont Blink, blink and you die"
Weeping Angels by JayeLay December 23, 2012

Weeping Angel 

Statues that come alive when you are not looking at them.

"The lonely assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when they're being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Of course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can. " -The Doctor

"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. "-The Doctor
A Weeping Angel, Amy, is the deadliest, most powerful, most malevolent lifeform evolution has ever produced and right now one of them is trapped inside that wreckage, and I’m supposed to climb in after it with a screwdriver and a torch.

Weeping radish

A mushroom stamp slapped so hard it makes her cry.
Sophie was getting mouthy so Matt gave her a weeping radish to quiet her down.
Weeping radish by Wrangler25 July 26, 2010

Weeping Wednesday 

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.
"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"
Weeping Wednesday by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013
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