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The male shits in his hand and whipes the excreetment all over his female companions ringpiece and proceeds with anal sex
I knew she was dirty so i gave her a good old wheeto
wheeto by Jm1629252835292628 November 12, 2013
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chocolate wheeto

Another world for arse hole.
Ohh For Gods Sake Shuv Your Stupid Ideas Up Your Chocolate Wheeto!
chocolate wheeto by Chazzi December 7, 2006

Mrs. Wheaton 

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick
Mrs. Wheaton by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

wheelock 

The act of "stopping the presses" by questioning things all the time.
Hey, what do you mean by that? I'm not trying to wheelock the issue. I just want to know what you really mean.
wheelock by Alster May 23, 2005

Wheaton's Law 

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?
Wheaton's Law by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

wheaton high school 

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.
Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!
wheaton high school by Weedton October 23, 2017

wil wheaton 

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.
Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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