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One of the many slang words for the arsehole, derived from the popular childrens' breakfast cereal of the same name (which happens to come in the form of chocolate cereal hoops). This noun can also form compounds and other expressions as follows:

Frosted Weeto (noun): when you end up with cum around the arsehole after anal sex.
Bust a Weeto (verb): to have anal sex with someone for the first time (Note: implies male rape rather than consensual sex).
Weeto Buster (noun): anal rapist.
Crunch a Weeto (verb): to give a rimjob.
"Dude, that's a gay bar, you might get your weeto busted or something if you go in there!"
Weeto by Pablo Escobar January 6, 2004
Related Words
Someone very weird

like weirdo
Your a weeto
Your a weirdo
weeto by johndoe June 8, 2003

eeto my weeto 

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther
eeto my weeto by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021

weedoration 

Having deep love and respect for WEED CANNABIS

🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
Made up the word from ADORATION
I don’t hide my WEEDORATION for WEED. CANNABIS
weedoration by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019
A place you will never come back from.
WEBTOONs are the reason I never get work done.
WEBTOON by Life? What's That December 17, 2019
An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
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Pee Calculus

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