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whatthefuckled 

A state of bewilderment or confusion.
To be buckled with confusion.
I tried to read a book on quantum physics last night but had to give up. I ended up totally whatthefuckled.
whatthefuckled by Miscusername December 4, 2019
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whatthefuckever 

Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.
"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."

"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."

"Let me show you a gr-"

"-Whatthefuckever!"

whatthefuckery 

Extreme circumstances that normally lead one to exclaim "What the f##k?".
During the ongoing whatthefuckery that ensued in getting a cab, we lost track of how late we were.
whatthefuckery by Tijw December 13, 2004

Sheer Whatthefuckery

When something that happens that a person or group of people find to be unbelievable.
Guy One: Did you see the video of that guy on youtube busting his knuckles up on a wall because of modern warfare 2?

Guy Two: Yeah, that was sheer whatthefuckery.
Sheer Whatthefuckery by Alpharoy November 17, 2009

WhatTheFucked

1. When someone is in a state of complete shock and confusion.

2. When someone has been formally owned.
1. Dude, I was totally WhatTheFucked last night after Sally said she didn't have feelings for me anymore.

2. "Wow, I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me."

"Man you just got WhatTheFucked"
WhatTheFucked by Sirpimpalottahoe November 4, 2008

whatthefuckery 

An act that causes every spectator in the vicinity to say what the F*#k in unison.
You little turds knock off tat whatthefuckery!!!!

Whatthefuckery 

People doing over-the-top stupid shit.
Normal fuckery: stupid shit.

A man calls into 911 to report his iphone being broken.

Whatthefuckery: compounded stupid shit.

Said man proceeds to harass the 911 operator until they

send an office to his house. Only they go to arrest his

stupid ass for numerous 'being-an-idiot' charges.
Whatthefuckery by JackieMarie November 16, 2011
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