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whatthefuckever 

Shouted, (usually while interrupting someone mid-sentence), when you firmly believe you are right, period, regardless if you really are or not, and have run out of ways to argue your point. Also said as a means to shut the preverbial door in the other person's stupid face.
"Dude, I'm telling you, raisins are just dried grapes."

"Nuh-uh, they grow on trees, jerkface."

"Let me show you a gr-"

"-Whatthefuckever!"

whatthefuckery 

Extreme circumstances that normally lead one to exclaim "What the f##k?".
During the ongoing whatthefuckery that ensued in getting a cab, we lost track of how late we were.
whatthefuckery by Tijw December 13, 2004

Sheer Whatthefuckery

When something that happens that a person or group of people find to be unbelievable.
Guy One: Did you see the video of that guy on youtube busting his knuckles up on a wall because of modern warfare 2?

Guy Two: Yeah, that was sheer whatthefuckery.
Sheer Whatthefuckery by Alpharoy November 17, 2009

WhatTheFucked

1. When someone is in a state of complete shock and confusion.

2. When someone has been formally owned.
1. Dude, I was totally WhatTheFucked last night after Sally said she didn't have feelings for me anymore.

2. "Wow, I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me."

"Man you just got WhatTheFucked"
WhatTheFucked by Sirpimpalottahoe November 4, 2008

whatthefuckery 

An act that causes every spectator in the vicinity to say what the F*#k in unison.
You little turds knock off tat whatthefuckery!!!!

Whatthefuckery 

People doing over-the-top stupid shit.
Normal fuckery: stupid shit.

A man calls into 911 to report his iphone being broken.

Whatthefuckery: compounded stupid shit.

Said man proceeds to harass the 911 operator until they

send an office to his house. Only they go to arrest his

stupid ass for numerous 'being-an-idiot' charges.
Whatthefuckery by JackieMarie November 16, 2011
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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