Swamp gash

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.
"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"
by Miscusername July 17, 2020
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Scobes

Social underclass of people who believe the following:
1. Tracksuits are a suitable alternative to proper pants
2. Other peoples cars are fair game for taking
3. Getting pregnant at 14 is cool
4. Moustaches can be grown from the age of 12 without looking ridiculous
Ah man, that part of town is full of scobes
by Miscusername December 25, 2007
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Exshitstentialism

When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.
Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.
by Miscusername June 24, 2025
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Snot flapping

Using your fingers instead of a tissue, then flapping your hands about to launch the snot off them.
I walked in the bathroom and this dude was just snot flapping into the sink!
by Miscusername March 05, 2020
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SSBTN

Short sharp breath through nose/nostril.

More realistic than lol.
Looking at some lit memes. Not lol funny but definite SSBTN.
by Miscusername January 09, 2020
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Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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