Definitions by Miscusername
Exshitstentialism
When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.
Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.
Exshitstentialism by Miscusername June 24, 2025
Momster truck
Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024
Momster truck
Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024
Swamp gash
Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.
The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.
The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.
"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"
Swamp gash by Miscusername July 17, 2020
Snot flapping
Snot flapping by Miscusername March 5, 2020
whatthefuckled
I tried to read a book on quantum physics last night but had to give up. I ended up totally whatthefuckled.
whatthefuckled by Miscusername December 4, 2019