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Definitions by Miscusername

Exshitstentialism 

When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.
Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.

Momster truck 

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Momster truck 

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.
Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Swamp gash 

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.
"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"
Swamp gash by Miscusername July 17, 2020

Snot flapping 

Using your fingers instead of a tissue, then flapping your hands about to launch the snot off them.
I walked in the bathroom and this dude was just snot flapping into the sink!
Snot flapping by Miscusername March 5, 2020
Short sharp breath through nose/nostril.

More realistic than lol.
Looking at some lit memes. Not lol funny but definite SSBTN.
SSBTN by Miscusername January 9, 2020

whatthefuckled 

A state of bewilderment or confusion.
To be buckled with confusion.
I tried to read a book on quantum physics last night but had to give up. I ended up totally whatthefuckled.
whatthefuckled by Miscusername December 4, 2019