Its something you say when someone is questioning something they shouldnt be. In other words Everything went the way it should have.
Phil: Why were you gone 10 minutes too long or Why you back so quick, what did you do?
Stacy: I dd what I was supposed to do .. IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN WHAT IT IS AND NOTHING LESS THAN IT SHOULD BE!
Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.
Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?
Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?
Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.
Sometimes used ironically on image boards like 4chan when someone posts off topic or offensive material on a board where such content is inappropriate. This is usually posted in combination with sage to avoid bumping the thread.
anonA: Furry time!!!1 (explicit image of fluffy creatures)
anonB (sage): Please go away.
anonC (sage): I'm 12 and what is this?
Another less funnier variation of the meme I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Said in forums that restricts the registration of people below 13. If you put the original version of the meme, which is: I'm 12 years old and what is this? Mods might think that you're ACTUALLY 12 years old and ban you because they're dumbass pricks, or just have a reason to ban you for the lulz.
Person 1: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass Mod: "You're 12 years old? This forum is for ages 13 and up! *Bans Person 1*"
Another day:
Person 2: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass Mod: O rly? I know that's a meme, but you piss me off and I have a reason to ban you. *Bans for the lulz*"
Yet another day:
Person 3: "I'm 13 years old and what is this?"
Dumbass mod: I thought the meme was "I'm 12 years old and what is this." What the fuck is going on?"
A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.
Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.
Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.
Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venusde Milo*
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.