What are you?
What are you? by bigbenny69 October 9, 2014
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what are you?
Originated in the ghetto streets of High Wycombe, England. Upon being insulted with the usual derogotory profanities, the person would then reply with this phrase. Making the person whol insulted you, think about what indeed are they. Realising they are nothing, this insult usually wins....
Colin: "you know, you really are a cock!"
Alger: "really?"
Colin: "yeh, and your gay!"
Alger: "really? well tehn what are you?"
Alger: "really?"
Colin: "yeh, and your gay!"
Alger: "really? well tehn what are you?"
what are you? by Alger Barington December 31, 2004
What are you?!
What are you?! by sewer buddy May 28, 2019
What are you?
What are you? by UltimateDoge June 9, 2022
what are you doing step bro?
The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.
Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*
FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough
FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough
what are you doing step bro? by rottenkid May 9, 2019
what are you, hourly?
A phrase making reference to being paid by the hour and implying that someone is taking an excessive amount of time doing something. Quoted most often on the FX series Archer. It can be used in reverse.
what are you, hourly? by Alfonzo The Kid September 29, 2011
What Are You Doing Step Bro?
Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”
What Are You Doing Step Bro? by DaddyMints July 21, 2020
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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