what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018

whats the haps

Regained popularity thanks to Gary Busey in the movie "Beyond the Ring"

Gary Busey (talking to asian crime king pin) "Yo guy! Whats the haps?"

by Craiglos April 23, 2008

whats the haps

A cool way of saying whats happening or what is going on. Can also be used as a greeting. First used by Sideburns 2003.

Whats the hap? OR Whats the hap man

by Adz October 27, 2004

whats the haps

what's happening

Hey Haulie, whats the haps? North Shore (the movie - 1987!)

by mattywalker January 4, 2012

whats the haps

a cool way of saying "whats happening"

hey dude whats the haps

by royal marine March 11, 2009

What is hap?

A phrase uttered by somebody who has no idea what is happening. Can be used as a funny way of saying wtf.
Originally started in the FantasyBattlefield clan teamspeak.

~FanT members talking over the mic while playing Battlefield 3~

Taj: *raspy voice* Winkly. WINKLY. Get in the car WINKLY

Offal: What is hap?..

by pjano September 7, 2012

What the hap is fuckening

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

by crusty meme October 12, 2016