whalefuck 

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

whalefuck by Jake January 20, 2004

Whelkfucker 

A moronic twat whose existence is partially justified by all the jokes you can make at their expense.

Person S: Have you met Cooper?
Person D: That whelkfucker from Sales?

Person S: Well, at least there's a new target for the pisstake now

Whelkfucker by ProjectO June 23, 2011

Whaleback

The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.

Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.

Whaleback by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

Whalecock Blowhole 

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Whalecock Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

whafuck 

a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.

brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?

whafuck by conceptz May 25, 2010

Whitefucked 

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.

Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.

Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016

whorefucking pussywrangling slutbaby 

a whorefucking pussywrangling slutbaby can only be defined by breaking it down.
whorefucking = someone who fucks every whore he/she sees
pussywrangling = someone who gets so much pussy that he/she needs to herd said pussy
slutbaby = someone who is both a crybaby and has had over hundreds of sexual partners

"That, over there, is a prime example of a whorefucking pussywrangling slutbaby"

whorefucking pussywrangling slutbaby by fdsjgjedsjfalkjhqeslkfqjqkjgfn December 19, 2017