whalefucker

N- Word used to describe any male (or female, in the case of a lesbian) who will, despite common sense and the gag reflex, engage in sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese (read- 200lbs overweight or more) woman.

That man porked the 800lb chick at the mobile home park. What a whalefucker.

by themancalledgod February 14, 2005

Whelkfucker

A moronic twat whose existence is partially justified by all the jokes you can make at their expense.

Person S: Have you met Cooper?
Person D: That whelkfucker from Sales?

Person S: Well, at least there's a new target for the pisstake now

by ProjectO June 23, 2011

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

Wallfucker

A word created after some dude on IRC from Singapore told us to "pls fuck the fucking wall and die" ... hence creating wallfucker.

Can be either used to insult someone or just a (friendly) greeting.

Guy I: Hey man.
Guy II: Hey, what's up wallfucker?
Guy I: Ah, not much.

by LaClown June 15, 2008

whorefucker

Nickname used in chatrooms and dating websites by masculine guys and sexual predators.

whorefucker joined the chatroom.
whorefucker: Hi, is there any gal here?

by tabloidjunkie August 27, 2013

Whatefuckver

The combination of the words "fuck" and "whatever" which implies a total lack of interest for any given topic.

Her: I saw your ex dating Joe yesterday...
You: Whatefuckver, i couldn't care less about her as i'm banging her soon-to-be-ex-bff now, hah!

Teacher: I'm now ready to hand out last exam's results...
Brat: Whatefuckver douche!

by Dr Manian October 13, 2011

Wallfucker

the collective noun for a group of Professor Layton fans

“Hey, what are they doing? Over there, with the silly top hats and orange turtlenecks?”
“Oh, them? It’s okay, they’re just wallfuckers.”

by satanicoeggo April 23, 2021