whafuck

a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.

brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?

by conceptz May 25, 2010

whofucked

to be so fucked in a shitstorm on intoxicants that you totally dissolve selfawareness thus being whofucked or who the fuck am I

secondary; perhaps being as fucked as the inhabitants of whoville in Dr.Suess

Sali: Whats goin on tonight?

Tony: Its my weekend back brother. Fuckin rights its going to get greasy. Call your bitches cause there's gonna be a party and fuckineh we're gettin WHOFUCKED!

Sali: Oh shit dude ill call my buddy.

by T Trip September 16, 2010

whoafuck

Generally a new skier or snowboarder who is completely out of control. Derived from their own words as they careen down the slopes. Whoa! Fuck! I'm gonna fall.

NewSkier: Whoa! Fuck! Skiing is harder than I thought. How am I doing?
Local: You'd be doing a lot better if you weren't such a whoafuck.

by Scottie Mac August 8, 2007

Whatfuckingever

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.

Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.

by davverone October 29, 2011

whyfuckinggodwhy

When your spacey bar breaks and you have an essay due in 5 minutes

Teacher: Your essays are due in 5 minutes
Me: whyfuckinggodwhy

by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020

whifuck

because it is a part of human nature and the circle of life?

whifuck her, I must i am so horny!

by no you ass March 13, 2003

whapfuck

Similar to a game of pool, a game of whapfuck is subtly different in that a player stabs haphazardly at the cue ball (producing a "whap" noise) causing it to bounce freely around the table without doing anything useful to the game (often causing the player to shout "fuck!").

I was playing pool, but Rob was just playing whapfuck.

by Dr. Proctor January 14, 2008