to be so fucked in a shitstorm on intoxicants that you totally dissolve selfawareness thus being whofucked or who the fuck am I

secondary; perhaps being as fucked as the inhabitants of whoville in Dr.Suess

Sali: Whats goin on tonight?

Tony: Its my weekend back brother. Fuckin rights its going to get greasy. Call your bitches cause there's gonna be a party and fuckineh we're gettin WHOFUCKED!

Sali: Oh shit dude ill call my buddy.

whofucked by T Trip September 16, 2010

Related Words

whafuck • Whafuckafied • Whoafucked • whapfuck • Whatfuckingever • whifuck • whoafuck • whofucked • whyfuckinggodwhy • Who fucking cares?

whoafuck

Generally a new skier or snowboarder who is completely out of control. Derived from their own words as they careen down the slopes. Whoa! Fuck! I'm gonna fall.

NewSkier: Whoa! Fuck! Skiing is harder than I thought. How am I doing?
Local: You'd be doing a lot better if you weren't such a whoafuck.

whoafuck by Scottie Mac August 8, 2007

Whatfuckingever

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.

Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.

Whatfuckingever by davverone October 29, 2011

whyfuckinggodwhy

When your spacey bar breaks and you have an essay due in 5 minutes

Teacher: Your essays are due in 5 minutes
Me: whyfuckinggodwhy

whyfuckinggodwhy by MemesAreMyLife May 18, 2020

whifuck

because it is a part of human nature and the circle of life?

whifuck her, I must i am so horny!

whifuck by no you ass March 13, 2003

whapfuck

Similar to a game of pool, a game of whapfuck is subtly different in that a player stabs haphazardly at the cue ball (producing a "whap" noise) causing it to bounce freely around the table without doing anything useful to the game (often causing the player to shout "fuck!").

I was playing pool, but Rob was just playing whapfuck.

whapfuck by Dr. Proctor January 14, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026