Whaled on

To get your ass kicked by a fat girl.

Ian done pissed off his wife and got whaled on something fierce!.

by Whaled on May 10, 2015

Whalen on a penny

Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.

Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.

by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008

whale on

to assault, maul, or generally pummel another with great vigour and enthusiasm. To deliver a beating.

Huckleberry Finn says of his Pap (father) that “He used to always whale on me when he was sober.” (Mark Twain)

by Sassielassie April 21, 2010

whale on

To punch; to attack. Origin: possibly Maine, USA slang.

The cop whaled on that guy.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

whale on a boat

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

whale on

To fuck a woman so hard that it doesn't become sex anymore. It is now the act of whaling on her, dominating her. It is emphasized best when it is pronounced "Hawaled on." Typically slampieces are whaled on the hardest and the most often.

"No, no, no. You don't even know what it means to whale on someone, Moss. Did you hear that Josephina from Sierra Madre got whaled on like Abu was her padre."

by Matt Abu May 31, 2006

making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

by JV Biff July 19, 2010