Whaled

When someone goes into you on a water slide. e.g the rapids, lots of people go down at the same time and someone gets crushed

Extreme Whaling: a very big person squishing you

Dude 1: aww dude, he just got whaled, did you see how squished he was?
Dude 2: yeah i know,those water slide rapids can be brutal

by MARVIN123 April 13, 2010

whaled

Similar to being catfished. Meaning, being shown outdated pictures of someone who has gained a whole lot of weight since the pictures were taken, and when you meet them, they are a whole lot bigger than advertised

Jay and Austin got whaled by the very large Shaniqua and Vanessa and had to bail quickly!

by captainjosefireball November 13, 2014

Whaled

Getting screwed by someone extremely over weight.

Natalie: Dude, Brandi whaled josh this summer.
Megan: Holy shit, he got whaled!!!

by mEgGeRz November 23, 2003

Whaled

Getting raped by an overweight man or woman while drunk.

-Man, that fat asshole got me drunk and raped me in his house-
-Oh boy, you got Whaled-

by ArcticMVP YT May 14, 2018

Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 15, 2017

Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight

Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.

by Mørt August 6, 2021

Whaled on

To get your ass kicked by a fat girl.

Ian done pissed off his wife and got whaled on something fierce!.

by Whaled on May 10, 2015