whalebot 

Any unnecessarily large person, often one who attends Weight Watchers, and drives slowly on the highway taking up more than 67% of his own front seat.

Move it, you whalebot! Stop parking in the Crystal Cleaners spots and walk a little farther to your Weight Watchers meetings!

whalebot by Channel9News June 14, 2009

Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.

Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!

Whalebitch by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010

whaleboy 

A derogatory word describing an 18 year - old male from California who refuses to accept valid evidence proving his sexuality is indeed of the homo variety.

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA! -whaleboy

whaleboy by Your 8th grade gf December 2, 2010

whalebone 

A bump of ketamine that is so big it looks like a whalebone. Whalebones are big and white and so is this huge mound of animal tranquilizer. This usually leads to falling into a k-hole depending on your tolerance.

Yo it took me forever to get into this club tonight, bust me out a fucking whalebone right now so I can fall into a hole

whalebone by the original mad hatter February 28, 2007

whalebone 

An adjectival noun (perhaps) describing primarily an impressively lengthy and girthy cock which happens to be attached to a really hot guy.

Girl 1 says, "Where were you last night? I looked all over for you." Girl 2 replies, "I was with whalebone and OMG! I just can't forget how huge he is."

whalebone by AvivaNYC March 6, 2008

whaleboy 

an exclamation that means anything you really want it to mean, from how you feel after a tough exam to the large girl with pink underwear that lives across the street from you

damn i really dont feel well today. whaleboy!

whaleboy by phenompyrus December 8, 2004

whale bot 

a funny persona who likes whales. he hangs out with quibb_ and a ink tank.

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whale bot by quibblee May 10, 2021