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whalebone 

An adjectival noun (perhaps) describing primarily an impressively lengthy and girthy cock which happens to be attached to a really hot guy.
Girl 1 says, "Where were you last night? I looked all over for you." Girl 2 replies, "I was with whalebone and OMG! I just can't forget how huge he is."
whalebone by AvivaNYC March 6, 2008

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011

whalecore 

A genre used to describe Mastodon's 2004 concept album, Leviathan, which is based on the story of Moby Dick.

Frustrated that they were unable to fit the album into existing genres, fans of the band coined the term to point out the inherent humor in dedicating a full-length metal album to the topic of a whale. The album can be most accurately described as a mix of heavy metal, metalcore, and progressive metal.
whalecore:
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail
whalecore by unearth June 25, 2008

whaleboy 

A derogatory word describing an 18 year - old male from California who refuses to accept valid evidence proving his sexuality is indeed of the homo variety.
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA! -whaleboy
whaleboy by Your 8th grade gf December 2, 2010

whalecore 

A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.

Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab
When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.
whalecore by Deathgrind > you March 16, 2009

Whale Bone 

When in spoon with a new girl and she feels your erection bent along her butt crack. Forcing her to grind on it, leading to intercourse.
I took her home and she just wanted to curl up. Though after feeling the whale bone and squirming she gave into the inevitable.
Whale Bone by Graff40b February 9, 2009