Wanktastic

A word sarcastically used to describe extremely fast, yet unmelodic, self indulgent guitar playing.

Person 1: Isn't Yngwie Malmsteen great?
Person 2 (sarcastically): Yeah... he's wanktastic...

by Franchez August 27, 2005

wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

by Tom Jones June 01, 2003

wanktastic

An amazing or joyful experience that is on the same level as having a great wank session

Omg this sandwich is so wanktastic

by Dictionaryvision May 03, 2017

wanktastic

adj.- mindblowingly egotistical

Can you believe she said her writing was too good for an editor? That is so wanktastic.

by mynameisunimportant May 08, 2005

WanKtastic

Something unbelievable awesome. (Sounds even better if you stress the W and K for effect)

Man last night was WanKtastic!

by Kanyelover May 13, 2008

wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015