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Wet Poon Spoon 

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.
"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"
Wet Poon Spoon by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

Wet Poon Spoon 

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
Wet Poon Spoon by Srosro December 15, 2018

Wet Spooning 

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.
"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."
Wet Spooning by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Wet spooning 

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
Wet spooning by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018

get her spoons wet 

When one gets ones spoons wet. A man would spoon a woman whilst ejaculating on her back.

If this happens to you, you would have encountered in a wet spoon.
"im going to get her spoons wet"
"ahh mate i just wet her spoon"
"oi got with this bird last night got her spoons wet"
"i'll totally wet her spoon"

a female would say
"babe like i got my spoons wet for the first time last night"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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