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wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Nasty Westergaurd 

While you are buzzed; demanding that your wife/girlfriend blows you and sticks their finger in your ass at the same time, all while you suck down a cherry slurpee.
When I go home, I am going to try and get my wife to go for the Nasty Westergaurd.
Nasty Westergaurd by nasty w. July 28, 2011

sandee westgate 

the most beautiful,sophisticated, elegant and not to mention the hottest celebrity in the adult entertainment industry

Watergate 

1. The name of a (ugly) hotel in Washington, DC.
2. Used to refer to the events following the discovery of the break in of the Democratic headquarters in the Watergate hotel complex by operatives of the White House that lead to the resignation of President Nixon.
3. Used to refer to a political scandal.
1. I'm staying at the Watergate.
2. After Watergate, people lost trust in the goverment.
3. Clinton had another Watergate on his hands with the Lewenski scandal.
Watergate by Performaman December 5, 2003

Weinergate

The 2011 political scandal involving congressman Anthony Weiner and six women he allegedly sexted/received sexts from.

It began with a picture of a man with an erection showing through his boxers that was tweeted on Weiner's private Twitter account, which Weiner claimed wasn't him, and that he had been hacked.

More pictures had been released, and Weiner admitted to them being of him, one picture going as far as being taken in the House of Representatives gymnasium's locker room.

Several Democrats are pushing for his resignation, though he claims to have no plans to resign.
Several comedians have hilarious bits about Weinergate.
Weinergate by Hypn0toad June 14, 2011

watergate 

v., transitive

Taping over a door latch to prevent the door from locking. This verb is named in honor of the Watergate scandal, where this behavior was exhibited.
watergate by Moggraider April 5, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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