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A sweedish foghorn used exclusively in Argentina. Created for people who hack into the pentagon security files and kidnaps and/or brainwashes Japenese music artists.
Hey! That Weelow is LOUD
weelow by J-supernizzle April 29, 2007
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Dennis Westower

Andy Biersack's (Andy Six) alter-ego; a porn star known for making films with Ashley Purdy. Together, they make live-action Purdy Porn, and Andley.
Ash: Hey Andy, I've been feeling really horny lately.
Andy: Oh baby one sec, I'll come in a minute. (Andy transforms into Dennis Westower)
Dennis (Andy): MY BODY IS READY
Anyone person who:
1. is a fog horn
2. hacks the pentagon
3. Kidnaps a married Japanese Popstar
4. Brainwashes above popstar into become his wife
5. Moves to Argentina to avoid the FBI
6. Masters DS tetris

The Weelow is a loner, who usually spends most of his day sleeping and this night awake playing a Nintendo DS or using a computer. He is a victim of the system who cannot have cats.
I pulled a Weelow last night. The flight to Argentina was killer but it was worth it because I had my Utada Weelow nest to me.
weelow by Whataboutyesterday May 21, 2007
An asian person who happens to be very pale that they almost look white. But when you contrast them against an actual white person, there is a tint of yellow.

A conjunction of the words "Yellow" and "White".
Many wellow folks live in New York.

Hello my wellow friend
Wellow by EbonyHeart November 28, 2010
A player and a total dude. Loves to spontaneously burst into flames and launch meteors into people's eyes. Can be easily spotted by his hobbity Jew-fro and shirtlessness. Other super powers include being able to eat lethal doses of spicy curry and making friends with Indian gods.
"You saw a guy napping in the fireplace? It was probably Weslo...better shield your eyes."
Weslo by wecahaslorona February 8, 2010
Anybody who is as stupid, or more stupid than an absent minded, half retarded, 18 year old girl.
Dude... did you hear what Marissa just said? What a freekin Wellow...
Wellow by Evil Zac December 26, 2010