Weslo

A player and a total dude. Loves to spontaneously burst into flames and launch meteors into people's eyes. Can be easily spotted by his hobbity Jew-fro and shirtlessness. Other super powers include being able to eat lethal doses of spicy curry and making friends with Indian gods.

"You saw a guy napping in the fireplace? It was probably Weslo...better shield your eyes."

Weslo by wecahaslorona February 8, 2010

weston koury 

Someone who is overly obsessed with Ross Lynch along with the skinny legend Rani Rodriguez.

Have you heard of Weston Koury? Yeah, he's Ross Lynch's boyfriend.

weston koury by fiesta salsa quinceanera June 11, 2018

shut up, wesley 

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.

OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!

shut up, wesley by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Westoid

Derogatory; A combination of the words 'Westerner' (referring to someone living or having a western mentality and attitudes) and the word 'wastoid' (meaning an absent-minded and vacuous person)

No, Timmy, you aren't 'based AF', you are just another Westoid.

Westoid by AphelionAnchovy June 26, 2021

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Weslé 

To stimulate the male penis while rubbing and/or pulling on the shaft, often resulting in a spunky firework display.

on three lads... mag, open, Weslé

Weslé by pastrychef September 12, 2006

Wesley Gibson 

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard

Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."

Wesley Gibson by X. Fluke June 10, 2011