Anyone person who:
1. is a fog horn
2. hacks the pentagon
3. Kidnaps a married Japanese Popstar
4. Brainwashes above popstar into become his wife
5. Moves to Argentina to avoid the FBI
6. Masters DS tetris
The Weelow is a loner, who usually spends most of his day sleeping and this night awake playing a Nintendo DS or using a computer. He is a victim of the system who cannot have cats.
I pulled a Weelow last night. The flight to Argentina was killer but it was worth it because I had my Utada Weelow nest to me.