wenches

Local term for women or girls

Two chaps in a club

Chap 1: What ya doin?
Chap 2: Just chillin and checkin out the wenches.

by toastface July 29, 2005

blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface July 29, 2005

balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface August 07, 2005

blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface July 29, 2005

fund

Money, cash, corn, dollars

man: Are we gonna book that holiday?
woman: Yea, as soon as i get some fund.

by toastface July 29, 2005

donkey

Local term for a Slot Machine

Hurry up ma mon! Stop feedin' that donkey cos the taxis 'ere!

by toastface August 13, 2005

snolls

Short for 'snollypops', which in turn means cigarettes

It's yar crash ay it, come on, get ya snolls out!

by toastface July 29, 2005