toastface's definitions

fund

Money, cash, corn, dollars

man: Are we gonna book that holiday?
woman: Yea, as soon as i get some fund.

by toastface August 25, 2005

balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface September 1, 2005

sucker

A public house.
A bar.

Quick! Get ya skates on! It's nearly closing time! The sucker will be shut in a minute!

by toastface August 25, 2005

corn

money, cash, dollars, etc

geezer 1: You out tonight?
geezer 2: Nah man, I ay got no corn.

by toastface August 25, 2005

boon yed

Local term. As in 'bonehead'

I cor believe that chap has gone and done that. He's a right boon yed

by toastface August 25, 2005

donkey

Local term for a Slot Machine

Hurry up ma mon! Stop feedin' that donkey cos the taxis 'ere!

by toastface September 5, 2005

blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface August 25, 2005