wenchels

anal area--the pair of cheeks that follow you everywhere, ass, buttcheeks,rear end,assets

my wenchels hurt from sitting down for that long of a trip, he caved my wenchels in

by Tony Motorcycle November 9, 2006

brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

by Koban December 11, 2009

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

wenches

Local term for women or girls

Two chaps in a club

Chap 1: What ya doin?
Chap 2: Just chillin and checkin out the wenches.

by toastface August 25, 2005

Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."

Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.

by mcgangbang541 September 8, 2010

Wenchelman

noun - a male wench. Plural form is wenchelmen.

I'm inviting that wenchelman to my house tonight. He's a wenchelman.

by deceitless February 12, 2010

fornicate wenches acquire currency

Translation of "fuck bitches get money" to back in the day with like George Washington and shit

Man 1: Man what time is it
Man 2: You know what time it is
Man 1: Naw like for real tho
Man 3 outta nowhere: Time to fornicate wenches acquire currency nigga
Man 1: Nigga you white

by rocko caine January 1, 2017