wenched 

combination of wench and divorced. ex-wife of a loser with a elvis look a like hair do.

"after she talked about her problematic incest loving loser of a husband/boyfriend/baby's daddy for 10 friggin hours, I got tired and called her a stupid wenched bitch"

"you're wenched.deal with it and take care of your didnt asked to be here friggin kids you stupid fuckin slut wannabe""get a LIBRARY card, educate yourself with USEFUL material,and stop being such a fried fake and baked" cried LaLa in utter DISGUST

wenched by accidental creation March 8, 2008

wenched 

when sum1 killed you with ease

e.g. i wenched him
he wenched me

wenched by KiLlEr KoNg August 6, 2003

wrenched on my car 

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.

He was So Proud that I [wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

wrenched on my car by Starchylde May 28, 2016

wencher

one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.

A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.

wencher by meganst88 October 26, 2010

brethren before wenches 

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

brethren before wenches by Koban December 11, 2009

wencher

Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.

"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."

wencher by Lorelili January 18, 2008

winched 

to be dragged into a situation, most of the time unwittingly, that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily want to be a part of

-from "winch", a device installed on the front of a watercraft trailer, consisting of a reel of cable turned by a motor, with a hook at the end of the cable, to pull in a boat or other marine vehicle from out of the water.

"Todd and his gf won't be able to join the rest of us at the cottage for the long weekend, somehow they got winched into helping his sister move.....suckers!!"

winched by hipster April 29, 2007