wenchen

A homosexual that has autism at the same time

"I just saw that guy do cartwheels alone in the middle of a mall. He must be a wenchen for sure."

by Phuc Minh Duc November 23, 2021

wencher

one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.

A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.

by meganst88 October 26, 2010

brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

by Koban December 11, 2009

wencher

Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.

"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."

by Lorelili January 18, 2008

Winchentucky

The nickname for the small town of Winchendon, Massachusetts. Insinuating that the town is a hick town, by equating it with Kentucky...which it is.

I saw a scumpa walking down Central St. with her baby.

That's Winchentucky for you.

by Dil1234 November 13, 2011

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022

Winchendon

A black hole in North Central Massachusetts where hope goes to die. The only thing lower than the constituents average IQ is the property value. Surprisingly, the town of Winchendon also has a well known reputation of being the home of many incestuous relationships. The closest civilized outpost for the residents of the "winch" is the Pizzeria Uno in "Kmart Plaza" in the slightly less abhorrent Fitchburg Massachusetts. It takes approximately 40 minutes to get any relevant from the Winch, and it is about 90 minutes from Boston. If you like sadness, dumb, driving long distances, lousy restaurants, being associated with incest, and camouflage hunting vests, then you would like the Winch.

I'm from Winchendon

Congratulations, you stupid Asshole!

by SweaterVestRandy May 9, 2011