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A black hole in North Central Massachusetts where hope goes to die. The only thing lower than the constituents average IQ is the property value. Surprisingly, the town of Winchendon also has a well known reputation of being the home of many incestuous relationships. The closest civilized outpost for the residents of the "winch" is the Pizzeria Uno in "Kmart Plaza" in the slightly less abhorrent Fitchburg Massachusetts. It takes approximately 40 minutes to get any relevant from the Winch, and it is about 90 minutes from Boston. If you like sadness, dumb, driving long distances, lousy restaurants, being associated with incest, and camouflage hunting vests, then you would like the Winch.
I'm from Winchendon

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by SweaterVestRandy April 19, 2011
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