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yeah well my penis is bigger 

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)
Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Yeah oh well

You say "yeah oh well" when you just dont give a shit. No matter how important something is.
Mr Right: I'd put some effort into your work if I was you, your exams in less than a week and your currently achieving an E.

Mr Simple: Yeah oh well...its only life.
Yeah oh well by Call me Nothing February 1, 2010

Yeah, well fuck you! 

A phrase used when one fails to think of a decent comeback. originally used by comedian Ron White.
Person A: ur moms fat
Person B: Yeah, well fuck you!

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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