9 definitions by hai_bai
A complete punk poser.
Punk is dead, guys.
A punkdick will walk around saying, "oh, guess what, I'm punk," and spiking up his asshole mohawk and dying his hair with Splat! shit that washes out right away so every week he can make a Facebook status about dying his hair.
He likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with "patches" from said concerts, and make Facebook statuses about it.
(Patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn on himself.)
For some reason, he is adored by girls, especially stoners and hoes.
Female version: Punkunt, a punkdick's girlfriend
Punk is dead, guys.
A punkdick will walk around saying, "oh, guess what, I'm punk," and spiking up his asshole mohawk and dying his hair with Splat! shit that washes out right away so every week he can make a Facebook status about dying his hair.
He likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with "patches" from said concerts, and make Facebook statuses about it.
(Patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn on himself.)
For some reason, he is adored by girls, especially stoners and hoes.
Female version: Punkunt, a punkdick's girlfriend
Sarah: Omg, that guy's hot!
Hannah: He's a total punkdick.
Two weeks later.
Sarah: He's a punkdick. And his girlfriend's a punkunt.
Hannah: ...idiot.
Punkdick: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend iz fatt hurrrr welll i be go to the Larrrrj Penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit band i be goin with mah gerlfrend luv yuu
Punkunt; omggz this be fun
Intelligent Individual: Both of you, get the fuck off the internet.
Hannah: He's a total punkdick.
Two weeks later.
Sarah: He's a punkdick. And his girlfriend's a punkunt.
Hannah: ...idiot.
Punkdick: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend iz fatt hurrrr welll i be go to the Larrrrj Penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit band i be goin with mah gerlfrend luv yuu
Punkunt; omggz this be fun
Intelligent Individual: Both of you, get the fuck off the internet.
by hai_bai November 12, 2010
An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
by hai_bai September 6, 2011
Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
by hai_bai November 1, 2010
A form of anime or manga, part of the hentai genre, where some kind of strange alien creature shoves its tentacles up a girl's vagina.
Save the schoolgirls! Use tentacle free products!
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)
by hai_bai November 7, 2010
It means dead, only better.
It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.
It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.
Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-
Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.
Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-
Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-
by hai_bai November 1, 2010
When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
by hai_bai February 21, 2011
A fabulous, amazing band of the electropop genre. It is popular with scene people, and anyone who says BOTDF is not scene is an idiot. Because Dahvie Vanity looks just like all the scene kids.
Most of BOTDF's songs are about sex, and some of them are actually kind of offensive to women. But even as a feminist, I can't take them seriously, plus they're just so fun to dance to.
Dahvie Vanity is the lead vocalist, and has actually been arrested for statutory rape. He is not gay. Listen to his freakin' songs. Gays don't sing about boobs. he's not a transvestite either-just femmy. (Dahvie may be bisexual. we will never know. ) He has mad rad hair.
Garrett Exstacy is the former screamer. He's gay and hot.
Jayy Von Monroe is a singer. He is also gay, sings in a sassy gay voice that I personally enjoy listening to, and is a kickass belly dancer.
Blood on the Dance Floor is amazing.
Most of BOTDF's songs are about sex, and some of them are actually kind of offensive to women. But even as a feminist, I can't take them seriously, plus they're just so fun to dance to.
Dahvie Vanity is the lead vocalist, and has actually been arrested for statutory rape. He is not gay. Listen to his freakin' songs. Gays don't sing about boobs. he's not a transvestite either-just femmy. (Dahvie may be bisexual. we will never know. ) He has mad rad hair.
Garrett Exstacy is the former screamer. He's gay and hot.
Jayy Von Monroe is a singer. He is also gay, sings in a sassy gay voice that I personally enjoy listening to, and is a kickass belly dancer.
Blood on the Dance Floor is amazing.
Scene Girl- Hay, did you hear I <3 Hello Kitty?
Scene Boy- Hell yeah! And Dahvie Vanity is sexylicious.
Christian Fanatic- Blood on the Dance Floor makes your PENIS FALL OFF! AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Everyone else- XD
Scene Boy- Hell yeah! And Dahvie Vanity is sexylicious.
Christian Fanatic- Blood on the Dance Floor makes your PENIS FALL OFF! AND YOU'LL GO TO HELL!
Everyone else- XD
by hai_bai October 24, 2010