A form of anime or manga, part of the hentai genre, where some kind of strange alien creature shoves its tentacles up a girl's vagina.
Save the schoolgirls! Use tentacle free products!
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)
by hai_bai November 08, 2010
Get the tentacle hentaimug. The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.
And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.
Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
by hai_bai March 07, 2011
Get the mohawk-penis connectionmug. When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Stupid as fuck.
Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.
Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn
by hai_bai March 07, 2011
Get the sidehawksmug. Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.
by hai_bai August 17, 2011
Get the yeah well my penis is biggermug. It means dead, only better.
It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.
It was made up by a genius, and is usually used in a situation where the speaker is not actually ded, but feels like they are, should be, or want to be ded.
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.
Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-
Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: Because I am ded.
Sarah: Why?
Hannah: -ded-
Sarah: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DED?! Dammit, now I'm ded.
Hannah: hahaha I made you ded.
Hot Guy: So I heard you have a crush on me?
Sarah: -ded-
Spanish teacher: *asks a long complicated question in Spanish*
Hannah: -ded-
by hai_bai November 01, 2010
Get the dedmug. An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.
Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
by hai_bai September 07, 2011
Get the what would you do for a klondike bar?mug. Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.
Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...
by hai_bai November 01, 2010
Get the Free Willymug.