Definitions by GUY
turkey club
During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time
turkey club by guy May 15, 2007
welcome to earf
The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.
welcome to earf by Guy January 27, 2007
old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher
A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher by Guy June 18, 2006
Chunder
The Diarrhea smelling nastiness that is a container of food left in the fridge that is there for 2 months, that becomes so nasty, and fetid that you almost projectile vomit all over your self and your surroundings when you lift the lid and break the seal of the mold laden nastiness contained within.
2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock
2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock by Guy June 18, 2006
bah
pare
Jenna, you have a very small pare....