Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Used as a goodbye, usually a fast one, as fat kids stand no chance at all in dodgeball.

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball!

Well I'm gonna get the fuck outta here like a fat kid playin' dodgeball! by Jeff Travers April 11, 2003

well i'm sorry 

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation

Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...

well i'm sorry by somerangomguy1234ok December 21, 2015

WELL I'M HERE 

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.

WELL I'M HERE by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 20, 2021

Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.

No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.

Well, I'm a writer. by JormanThoad November 13, 2018

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle! 

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle! by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! 

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself! by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018