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waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
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A large lad. A fellow that enjoys the finer things, including internet culture, video games, and making content for others to enjoy. He's also a lil cute :)
Do you watch Weest's videos?

Yeah he's pretty cool :)
Weest by Weesterner September 8, 2018

Weiskirch Diagonal 

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012
A term used by the legendary sea star compass keeper Patrick Star, when he made an error to his captain Eugene Krabs, mistaking the word east for weast, a common word to substitute west.
"Oh.... East? I thought you said weast!"-Patrick Star
Weast by DatPerson123 May 3, 2018

WaistBook 

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.
I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.
WaistBook by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009

waist scarf 

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
waist scarf by aretegroup August 30, 2014