Weistasch 

Any phallic object with a mustasch on the tip is a Weistasch.

''wei'' is coming from the word weiner and ''stasch'' from the word mustasch.

Nice weistasch ''no homo''.

You should shave or you'll end up with a weistasch.

Weistasch by Jesuisenglish November 28, 2017

Weisbaching 

when someone enters into the conversation and immediately after their entrance the conversation ends.

A: Hey did you see the game last night
B: Yea, I thought the Celtics were gonna win
C: But lebron james is such an awesome player...
(Silence)

A: Dude you're totally weisbaching right now

Weisbaching by ajhusick April 10, 2010

Mr.Westache 

A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache.

Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican.

Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010

Webstache 

The style of facial hair that perfectly suits the wearers face. Popularised by the Coronation Street character Kevin Webster who wore Britain's most celebrated moustache in the 80's

You need to regrow your goattee. It was your absolute Webstache.

Webstache by Corrieface November 12, 2020