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Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.
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wordsmithery 

The awesome ability to bring words together to make something magical.
"Tim, you rule at wordsmithery."
wordsmithery by Chronomech May 20, 2010

weirdshitometer 

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.
That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!
weirdshitometer by Heptune May 15, 2005

wordsmith 

One with the ability to effortlessly string together words, no matter their actual meaning, in an instance and in such a way it brings a smile to the faces of those listening, sometimes often laughter or tears of admiration for having heard someone with such an amazing skill.
Often one to spawn many a catch phrases or wicked new taunts and subtle insults, as well as song lyrics, raps and strange and often disturbing stories that make little sense.
The wordsmith's job is to make up bullshit on the spot.
wordsmith by Muggus December 12, 2003

weirdshit 

1.(adj) Used to describe something that is unusually strange, or peculiar.

2.(noun) Something clearly not normal.

3.(verb) To dispense this sort of weirdness.
1. That was a weirdshit idea.

2. This weirdshit dazes and confuses me.

3. Why do you weirdshit like it ain't no thang?
weirdshit by Scott and Melorah September 17, 2006

Urban Wordsmithing 

Sitting around thinking of new words to add to Urban Dictionary.

Usually done in late nights, during class, or after viewing how close Urban Dictionary is to the next million definitions.
"Hey do you think (blank) is already on Urban Dictionary?"
"Maybe, wait, what are you doing?"
"Urban wordsmithing, duh - you've never done it?"
"Haha, actually I have..."