by Muggus November 26, 2003

Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.
"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"
by Muggus December 12, 2003

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.
"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"
by Muggus November 26, 2003

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.
See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T
See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T
"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."
by Muggus November 26, 2003

An individual who has uncertain moral values and is often under the effects of several mind altering substances.
Best affiliated with sex, drugs,rock & roll and philosophy.
Best affiliated with sex, drugs,rock & roll and philosophy.
by Muggus November 26, 2003

by Muggus November 26, 2003

One with the ability to effortlessly string together words, no matter their actual meaning, in an instance and in such a way it brings a smile to the faces of those listening, sometimes often laughter or tears of admiration for having heard someone with such an amazing skill.
Often one to spawn many a catch phrases or wicked new taunts and subtle insults, as well as song lyrics, raps and strange and often disturbing stories that make little sense.
Often one to spawn many a catch phrases or wicked new taunts and subtle insults, as well as song lyrics, raps and strange and often disturbing stories that make little sense.
by Muggus December 12, 2003
