Muggus's definitions

Shovel Mouth

Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.

"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

GAWN

1. 'strain for gone, usually shouted.
2. A description of someone who has way too many drinks.

"1. Going, goin, GAWN!"
"2. You were GAWN last night mate!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

'Strain

1. Short for Australian.
2. The common slang language used by most working class Australians.

"1. I am, you are, we are 'Strain."
"2. I'm no good at English, but I can speak good 'Strain mate."

by Muggus November 26, 2003

A.R.T

Stands for Absolutely Rooted Time. Usually refering to a night that one regrets the next morning.

"How was your night mate? Oh it was a work of ART!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

ARTs and CRAFTs night

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.

See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T

"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."

by Muggus November 26, 2003

C.R.A.F.T

Short for Can't Remember A Fuckin Thing. Usually used as an expression to describe your previous night of binging.

"So how was last night mate? Dunno, I had a CRAFT night!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

Whatcunt

1. exclamation. Usually yelled at a mate when you want them to repeat or rephrase what they just said, particularly if it was provocative
2. question. What one says when they finally get a female into the sack to find out that she isn't what she seems.

"1. So I how's that fat chick you got with last night mate? WHATCUNT!?"
"2. WHATCUNT??? ARGH! SHE'S A DUDE!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003