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Weird Shit 

Beyond just a strange situation. This is where you itch your head and get the fuck out of there. Weird shit is something that occurs that can't be fully understood why and how it happened. It should be left alone in most cases.

You do NOT want to be around weird shit when it happens. If you want to take a look at some weird shit, then do it from a large distance away from the weird shit.
The man approaches the dancing Polar Bear wearing a cowboy outfit out in the desert.
The man was later found next to a cactus raped by the polar bear.
This is why you get the fuck out when you see weird shit.
Weird Shit by Deti October 7, 2009

Windshitter Syndrome 

A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.
"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"

wordshitter 

A person who claims to be so Incredibly articulate as to be capable of shitting words and phrases in perfect form, alongside the subtle implication that they are a bullshit artist.
Of course she is amazing, she may be the greatest wordshitter who has ever lived!
wordshitter by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

weirditude 

The act of igniting weirdness in all walks of life. Most commonly used with a hashtag or "#" prior to it. Can be used as a noun, pro-noun, verb, adverb, and adjective.

Originates from the latin route words "Natitude" and "Weird"
Self: Hey Tom, do you think you want to ignite your Weirditude tonight?
Tom: When you look this good, just breathing ignites Weirditude
weirditude by Weirditude September 5, 2012

weirdshitometer 

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.
That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!
weirdshitometer by Heptune May 15, 2005

weirdsmith 

Weirdsmith : an individual with the ability to create imaginative scenarios that make one think they've stepped into the twilight zone.
After I told the guys I wasn't the Voodoo Pope I was dubbed a weirdsmith.
weirdsmith by Pheadrus December 22, 2015