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weiner hog 

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
weiner hog by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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weinerdog 

A dachshund, either standard or minature. Called weinerdog because of its resemblance to a hotdog or "weiner". This dog was originally bred in Germany to find moles or badgers.
That's an adorable weinerdog walking down the sidewalk!
weinerdog by Sarah L. February 17, 2005

weinerhosen 

Condom, as desribed in WaiWai column of Mainichi Daily News.
Japanese researchers do bang-up job developing ultra-thin weinerhosen.
weinerhosen by Blue January 7, 2005

Weinerhound 

(N.) A female who is in constant search of sex from males. See also megaslut.

(V.) the act of searching for males to have sex with.
Look at that girl's slutty dress, she's totally weinerhounding.
Weinerhound by bebopster December 6, 2010

Weinerhouse 

Secondary name derived of thirteenth century English heritage; Secondary name to butchers who kept a supply of bull penis in their homes.
Son please go see Sir William Weinerhouse and purchase three bull penises from him. We are going to have a feast.

weinerhosen 

A condom, a skin, a wham bam dam a Freudian slip.
Put a weinerhosen on that soldier.
weinerhosen by Darth Vader January 7, 2005

Weinerdogsss 

She is so nice I wish I was her she cares about lives we are losing
Weinerdogsss is very educated
Weinerdogsss by BTSARMYBLINK February 9, 2021