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weekiversary 

when a couple has been dating for a week and the girl finds it necessary to celebrate. however her boyfriend doesn't remember so he gets himself into some deep shit.
Sarah: It's our weekiversary! Here's a new cellphone case!
Neil: Our what?
Sarah: we have been going out for a week! it's our weekiversary! i thought you cared about me!
Neil: Oh shit
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workiversary 

The anniversary of when you started at your workplace. A date for celebrating all your hard work and perseverance.
Today, we wish our awesome coworker, Sherri, a happy workiversary and surprised her with a cupcake!
workiversary by Thewordwonderer October 18, 2022
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weediversary 

The anniversary of the day one first got high.
It's my weediversary, man! I best commemorate this shit; pass me the bowl!
weediversary by Fuzzy Sedam October 18, 2013

Weekaversary 

Weekaversary

Combination of a week and anniversary.

A milestone of an event that happened a week ago.
Happy Weekaversary (in reference to a couple having been married a week)
Weekaversary by Neleh June 9, 2018

weekaversary 

the date on which an event took place or an institution was founded in a previous week.
a wedding weekaversary
weekaversary by jay-en July 28, 2018
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026