when a couple has been dating for a week and the girl finds it necessary to celebrate. however her boyfriend doesn't remember so he gets himself into some deep shit.

Sarah: It's our weekiversary! Here's a new cellphone case!
Neil: Our what?
Sarah: we have been going out for a week! it's our weekiversary! i thought you cared about me!
Neil: Oh shit

weekiversary by heartbreak sucks balls December 29, 2009

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weediversary

The anniversary of the day one first got high.

It's my weediversary, man! I best commemorate this shit; pass me the bowl!

weediversary by Fuzzy Sedam October 18, 2013

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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