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weedmonkey 

a person with bad credit.
a dirty person.
person in debt
This trailer trash weedmonkey is trying to buy a car and he has no credit.
weedmonkey by Chris Russell October 23, 2003
Words you can keep

Weedmonkey 

An old car or truck used to haul or supply moonshine
Corin: Did you see that weedmonkey compact

Penny: at least it's not a damn chevy. Own 1, it gives me the fluster fuck every day just to keep it on the road.

Corin: you need a weedmonkey to curb that headach

Penny: wtf for, I don't even drink-lol
Weedmonkey by lallygagmewallflowers October 21, 2009

WEEDMONKEY 

a gril freind you just hangout with have sex with in the bushes and party all the time.
just a freind not the one you will call your wife one day.
WEEDMONKEY by W.RICKMAN December 17, 2003

webmonkey 

the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.
"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"
webmonkey by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008

Weed Monkey 

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.
Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*
Weed Monkey by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010

webmonkey 

A webmonkey is an entry-level web designer/developer. They primarily write XHTML, CSS and Javascript code, converting layouts created by more experienced designers into functional web pages.
The client needs something online ASAP. Please put a design together and send it over to the webmonkeys for coding.
webmonkey by Mila Jones December 17, 2010

webmonkey ash 

there are plain ordinary geeks and then there is the webmonkey ash
webmonkey ash by rogue March 27, 2004
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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