weedmonkey 

a person with bad credit.
a dirty person.
person in debt

This trailer trash weedmonkey is trying to buy a car and he has no credit.

weedmonkey by Chris Russell October 23, 2003

Weedmonkey 

An old car or truck used to haul or supply moonshine

Corin: Did you see that weedmonkey compact

Penny: at least it's not a damn chevy. Own 1, it gives me the fluster fuck every day just to keep it on the road.

Corin: you need a weedmonkey to curb that headach

Penny: wtf for, I don't even drink-lol

Weedmonkey by lallygagmewallflowers October 21, 2009

WEEDMONKEY 

a gril freind you just hangout with have sex with in the bushes and party all the time.

just a freind not the one you will call your wife one day.

WEEDMONKEY by W.RICKMAN December 17, 2003

webmonkey 

the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.

"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"

webmonkey by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008

Weed Monkey 

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

Weed Monkey by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010

webmonkey 

A webmonkey is an entry-level web designer/developer. They primarily write XHTML, CSS and Javascript code, converting layouts created by more experienced designers into functional web pages.

The client needs something online ASAP. Please put a design together and send it over to the webmonkeys for coding.

webmonkey by Mila Jones December 17, 2010

webmonkey ash 

best geek ever.

there are plain ordinary geeks and then there is the webmonkey ash

webmonkey ash by rogue March 27, 2004