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the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.

"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"

webmonkey by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008

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webmonkey

A webmonkey is an entry-level web designer/developer. They primarily write XHTML, CSS and Javascript code, converting layouts created by more experienced designers into functional web pages.

The client needs something online ASAP. Please put a design together and send it over to the webmonkeys for coding.

webmonkey by Mila Jones December 17, 2010

Related Words

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webmonkey

1. A hypocrite. A person given to hypocrisy.

2. The art of using circuituous and illogical premises when arguing.

Dude, please. You're such a webmonkey!

webmonkey by Tom Gavin August 19, 2003

webmonkey ash

best geek ever.

there are plain ordinary geeks and then there is the webmonkey ash

webmonkey ash by rogue March 27, 2004

webmonkey ash

The one who is blamed for everything.

I blame ash.

webmonkey ash by DarkTrojan October 20, 2003

webmonkey ash

webmaster for weebl and bob

hello webmonkey ash

webmonkey ash by Anonymous April 16, 2003

webmonkey ash

To vomit profusely after a heavy night out

Oh, I can't believe he just ashed everywhere

webmonkey ash by the colonel March 27, 2004

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026