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webmonkey 

A webmonkey is an entry-level web designer/developer. They primarily write XHTML, CSS and Javascript code, converting layouts created by more experienced designers into functional web pages.
The client needs something online ASAP. Please put a design together and send it over to the webmonkeys for coding.
webmonkey by Mila Jones December 17, 2010

webmonkey 

1. A hypocrite. A person given to hypocrisy.

2. The art of using circuituous and illogical premises when arguing.
Dude, please. You're such a webmonkey!
webmonkey by Tom Gavin August 19, 2003

webmonkey ash 

there are plain ordinary geeks and then there is the webmonkey ash
webmonkey ash by rogue March 27, 2004

webmonkey ash 

webmonkey ash by DarkTrojan October 20, 2003

webmonkey ash 

webmonkey ash by Anonymous April 16, 2003

webmonkey ash 

To vomit profusely after a heavy night out
Oh, I can't believe he just ashed everywhere
webmonkey ash by the colonel March 27, 2004
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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