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wedgetarian 

(1) One who ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles
(2) One who ONLY gives "wedges," the abbreviation of "wedgie"
(3) One who simultaneously ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles and ONLY gives wedgies
A wedgetarian predator must have violated me last night! My undies are up my butt and my favorite wedges are missing!
wedgetarian by Ninalena April 7, 2009
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Wedgetarian 

A Wedgetarian is a devotee of our now famous "Wedge Burger" at The Chick'n Shack at the beautiful Avalon Beach NSW. Named after the also famous surf break at nearby Whale Beach, it's a beautiful fresh Aussie damper bun filled with a sublime rindless bacon, smashed avocado, golden hash brown, fried egg covered with a veil of melted cheese topped with a flourish of aioli and bbq sauce!!
As a Wedgetarian after a heavy night on the gas the perfect antidote is to swing by the Shack for a Wedge and Powerade to get me back to some semblance of normality!
Wedgetarian by Chrisso1960 December 22, 2018

Wegetarian 

1. a person who subsists on any food shaped like a wedge, e.g. a triangular slice piece of pie or cheese
2. of or pertaining to wegetarianism or wegetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
4. consisting solely of wedges.
"Who ate all the pies?" "It was that bloody wegetarian, and he had to cut the buggers up first."
Wegetarian by Nood December 24, 2006

wedgetarian 

A person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. He will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.
John only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.
wedgetarian by mfsk February 14, 2010

wedgetarian 

Someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their ass cheeks.
Usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. Don't be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates ass, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!
God, look at Paresh - he is a RIGHT WEDGETARIAN!
wedgetarian by Baby Girl77 May 23, 2006

Wedgietarian 

Noun: a person who eats the draws out your crack. Or, at least they would if you had some on with your nasty ass!
Girl, how'd your date with Bobby go the other night?
A lot better than I expected! You know he's a wedgietarian right???
Wedgietarian by Bobby Sinatra November 29, 2020
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