Nood's definitions

Wegetarian

1. a person who subsists on any food shaped like a wedge, e.g. a triangular slice piece of pie or cheese
2. of or pertaining to wegetarianism or wegetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.
4. consisting solely of wedges.

"Who ate all the pies?" "It was that bloody wegetarian, and he had to cut the buggers up first."

by Nood December 24, 2006